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Superhero
I
strangled
a surgeon
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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chicken wings
fish fingers
tinned frankfurters
mashed potato
shallots
halloumi
prawn crackers
garlic cloves
nacho cheese
chicken nuggets
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