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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a pigeon a crow a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a magpie a blackbird a goose a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨
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