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Superhero
I
strangled
a pilot
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
chicken nuggets
mashed potato
scrambled egg
lemons
nacho cheese
fish fingers
chocolate chips
rice krispies
Marmite
ice-cream cones
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