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Superhero
I
strangled
a pilot
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
baked beans
bread
prawns
chilli peppers
bananas
pitted olives
chicken nuggets
nacho cheese
gherkins
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