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I strangled a pilot trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a squirrel a swan 🦢 a pigeon a crow a raccoon 🦝 a coot a koala 🐨 a blackbird a rat 🐀
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