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Superhero
I
strangled
a Palestinian
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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chilli peppers
halloumi
bread
sunflower seeds
shallots
chicken nuggets
spinach
porridge
cat biscuits
tinned tuna
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