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I strangled a Palestinian spy trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a koala 🐨 a crow a squirrel a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a coot
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