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I
roundhouse kicked
a Pitcairn Islander
spy
trying to throw
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start another snivelling excuse
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mashed potato
candy floss
pitted olives
rice
hamburger relish
pizza
Doritos
cat biscuits
scrambled egg
peanuts
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