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I roundhouse kicked a Pitcairn Islander spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a robin a goose a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a magpie a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨

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