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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a sailor
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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sunflower seeds
halloumi
rice
shallots
spring rolls
spinach
tinned frankfurters
prawn crackers
peppercorns
bananas
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