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I roundhouse kicked a sailor trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a squirrel a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a blackbird a coot a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢

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