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I roundhouse kicked a sailor trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a robin a rat 🐀 a pigeon a goose a swan 🦢 a squirrel a coot a koala 🐨 a crow
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