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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a policewoman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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hummus
tinned frankfurters
halloumi
taramasalata
pizza
yoghurt
shrimp
Doritos
mushy peas
fish fingers
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