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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a policewoman
trying to throw
rice krispies
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a raccoon 🦝
a goose
a koala 🐨
a coot
a rat 🐀
a magpie
a robin
a pigeon
a swan 🦢
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