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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a woman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice pudding
shrimp
chicken wings
chocolate chips
sunflower seeds
garlic cloves
baked beans
lemons
scrambled egg
hummus
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