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I scissor-kicked a woman trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a goose a rat 🐀 a blackbird a magpie a pigeon a robin a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

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