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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a sailor
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice
candy floss
chicken wings
hummus
porridge
noodles
pitted olives
hamburger relish
shrimp
Doritos
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