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I scissor-kicked a sailor trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a blackbird a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a goose a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a crow a duck 🦆
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