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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a sailor
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
fish fingers
mushy peas
Pringles
spinach
tomatoes
tinned tuna
rice pudding
hummus
shrimp
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