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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a sailor
trying to throw
Marmite
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a crow
a rat 🐀
a swan 🦢
a robin
a duck 🦆
a pigeon
a squirrel
a goose
a magpie
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