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I
slapped
a Malawian
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
iceberg lettuce
chicken wings
yoghurt
rice pudding
bananas
scrambled egg
Doritos
gherkins
pizza
nacho cheese
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