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I slapped a Malawian spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a robin a blackbird a goose a squirrel a duck 🦆 a magpie a pigeon
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