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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Greenlandic
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bananas
halloumi
Doritos
prawn crackers
rice krispies
iceberg lettuce
avocados
scrambled egg
fish fingers
tomatoes
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