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I nutcracker choked a Greenlandic spy trying to throw avocados at …

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a rat 🐀 a pigeon a goose a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a magpie a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁

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