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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a St Lucian
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice
tinned tuna
candy floss
tomato ketchup
peppercorns
chicken nuggets
rice krispies
chilli peppers
taramasalata
pitted olives
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