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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a St Lucian
spy
trying to throw
chicken nuggets
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
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a rat 🐀
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a crow
a squirrel
a goose
a magpie
a koala 🐨
a coot
a duck 🦆
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