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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Palauan
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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yoghurt
hamburger relish
gherkins
tomato ketchup
sunflower seeds
pitted olives
iceberg lettuce
Marmite
scrambled egg
baked beans
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