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I nutcracker choked a Palauan spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

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a pigeon a swan 🦢 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a blackbird

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