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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a farmer
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
porridge
tomato ketchup
peanuts
halloumi
garlic cloves
candy floss
scrambled egg
cat biscuits
avocados
baked beans
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