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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a farmer
trying to throw
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start another snivelling excuse
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peanuts
spring rolls
ice-cream cones
Pringles
cat biscuits
yoghurt
pitted olives
sunflower seeds
watermelon
rice pudding
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