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I nutcracker choked a farmer trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a coot a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a goose a koala 🐨 a crow
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