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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a child
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
chicken wings
garlic cloves
prawns
iceberg lettuce
shallots
sunflower seeds
baked beans
taramasalata
scrambled egg
yoghurt
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