Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a child trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a goose a pigeon a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a magpie a crow

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.