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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a surgeon
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
iceberg lettuce
spring rolls
candy floss
rice pudding
spinach
taramasalata
sunflower seeds
bananas
Pringles
noodles
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