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I
throat-punched
a surgeon
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
nacho cheese
mushy peas
taramasalata
Marmite
peanuts
ice-cream cones
watermelon
sunflower seeds
pitted olives
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