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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a surgeon
trying to throw
mushy peas
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a magpie
a koala 🐨
a swan 🦢
a pigeon
a blackbird
a crow
a squirrel
a goose
a rat 🐀
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