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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Nigerien
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
scrambled egg
bananas
prawns
tinned frankfurters
lemons
shrimp
tomato ketchup
yoghurt
shallots
gherkins
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