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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Nigerien
spy
trying to throw
gherkins
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a robin
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
a goose
a coot
a squirrel
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
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