Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Superhero
I
throat-punched
a taxi driver
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
yoghurt
Pringles
garlic cloves
prawns
prawn crackers
spinach
candy floss
peanuts
ice-cream cones
peppercorns
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.