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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a taxi driver
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
peanuts
tinned tuna
bananas
rice
hamburger relish
garlic cloves
hummus
potatoes
porridge
yoghurt
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