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I throat-punched a taxi driver trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a raccoon 🦝 a robin a magpie a crow a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨
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