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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a soldier
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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nacho cheese
chocolate chips
chilli peppers
scrambled egg
cat biscuits
avocados
ice-cream cones
yoghurt
taramasalata
tomato ketchup
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