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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a soldier
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baked beans
iceberg lettuce
rice pudding
candy floss
chicken wings
nacho cheese
chicken nuggets
Marmite
pitted olives
tinned frankfurters
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