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I throat-punched a soldier trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a goose a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a coot a robin a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨

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