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Superhero
I
punched
a woman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bananas
fish fingers
garlic cloves
shallots
iceberg lettuce
tomato ketchup
sunflower seeds
spring rolls
bread
peppercorns
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