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I punched a woman trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a crow a squirrel a pigeon a blackbird a robin a swan 🦢 a magpie
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