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Superhero
I
punched
a farmer
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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gherkins
chicken nuggets
fish fingers
noodles
tomato ketchup
candy floss
scrambled egg
taramasalata
rice pudding
nacho cheese
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