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I punched a farmer trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a koala 🐨 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a coot a goose a raccoon 🦝 a magpie

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