Sorry I'm late today

Hungry boy

My pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink ate all my …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

sunflower seeds gherkins ice-cream cones pitted olives prawn crackers baked beans yoghurt taramasalata potatoes iceberg lettuce

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