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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Mr
Stink
ate all my
taramasalata
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
trousers
socks
left shoe
...shirt
hat
bra
tights
vest
knickers
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