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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Mrs
Wibble
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hummus
mushy peas
tomatoes
sunflower seeds
shrimp
chocolate chips
taramasalata
bananas
lemons
hamburger relish
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