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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Mrs
Wibble
ate all my
tomatoes
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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pants
...shirt
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tights
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baseball cap
trousers
...cardigan
socks
hoody
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