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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Pebbles
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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iceberg lettuce
rice
pitted olives
peanuts
bread
chicken nuggets
peppercorns
potatoes
candy floss
cat biscuits
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