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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Pebbles
ate all my
rice
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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trousers
pants
...shirt
sunglasses
bra
...skirt
baseball cap
tie
left shoe
knickers
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