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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Dexter
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bananas
hummus
tomatoes
scrambled egg
spring rolls
bread
mushy peas
Pringles
gherkins
yoghurt
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