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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Dexter
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lemons
hummus
tomatoes
nacho cheese
cat biscuits
prawn crackers
avocados
fish fingers
yoghurt
watermelon
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