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Hungry boy
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Dexter
ate all my
yoghurt
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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socks
...cardigan
bra
...dress
hoody
left shoe
sunglasses
right shoe
hat
knickers
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